i’m a film student
Lemony Snicket goes up to the counter and orders a caffé Americano. It is bitter. The barista is armed. The man in the corner has poisoned someone’s drink. The espresso machine is on fire. Lemony Snicket begins to run down the street as the Starbucks explodes. He is being chased. He spills his coffee.
burger king gonna kill us all
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
DUDE THIS IS ADORABLE
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool
In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date.
hey guys, I’m just being myself