billbuttlicker-:

i’m a film student

Lemony Snicket

literarystarbucks:

Lemony Snicket goes up to the counter and orders a caffé Americano. It is bitter. The barista is armed. The man in the corner has poisoned someone’s drink. The espresso machine is on fire. Lemony Snicket begins to run down the street as the Starbucks explodes. He is being chased. He spills his coffee.

thatbighorsey:

Paleofursuit!

im leaving
Anonymous asked: welcomeback! where did you go?

livin life, being cool and myself.

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

plushestrumpest:

otterlybesotted:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

DUDE THIS IS ADORABLE

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

dominicsavaglio:

Color experiments
8/13/14

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

railroadsoftware:

hey guys, I’m just being myself

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